Tuesday, September 25, 2007; 1:14 AM
gas withdrawal symptoms
Me : Man, I feel like farting.
McCool : Then fart! Please, for the love of God, please please please fart!
Me : No! I won't!
McCool : Don't you love me?! If you love me, you'll fart!
Me : Unfortunately, my love for you does not extend to farting.