"Can I have a double whiskey on ice?"(okay, this man was kidding but for a minute there I seriously thought he had struck the Stupid Lottery, seeing that I work in a frickin' COFFEE shop!)
"What's in a Vanilla latte?".......GEE I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK??
"Do you sell coffee here?"No, we sell mutilated genetically-modified sea monkeys under the guise of Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf.
And the mother of them all...
"What's the difference between chocolate and vanilla?"Face, meet palm.
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