Thursday, January 17, 2008; 11:33 PM
Stupid things customers ask
"Can I have a double whiskey on ice?"
(okay, this man was kidding but for a minute there I seriously thought he had struck the Stupid Lottery, seeing that I work in a frickin' COFFEE shop!)

"What's in a Vanilla latte?"
.......GEE I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK??

"Do you sell coffee here?"
No, we sell mutilated genetically-modified sea monkeys under the guise of Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf.

And the mother of them all...

"What's the difference between chocolate and vanilla?"

Face, meet palm.

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