Growing up and having friends who are mostly boys means that I have become very much desensitized to the countless (and sometimes tasteless) sexual jokes and remarks - I'm shocked that I'm not shocked at the amount of vulgarity I have been exposed to throughout my adolescent years!
However, my ultimately pervert co-worker seems to raise the bar to a whole new level sometimes, especially given that we are in a workplace. A daily ritual of exchanging filthy jokes is routine between us on every single working day, but to wake up on an early Monday morning to this following exchange?Co-worker : My thighs are sore.Me : WHAT FROM.Co-worker : A long, sweaty, satisfying session of s--Co-worker : Get your mind out of the gutter!Co-worker : Soccer.Co-worker : And btw, her thighs are usually sore, not mine.Me : Omg I so did not need to know that.Me : My wisdom teeth are bothering me.Co-worker : Oh no, you need to get them removed.Me : Shit, what if it impairs my awesome ability to blow---Me : ---bubbles.Co-worker : Oh, good one!
Sometimes... I really really
wonder about my workplace.
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